“I Did Not Invent Electricity for This.”

Nikola Tesla returns from the grave to deliver his thoughts on Tesla, Inc. and its fearless tweeter-in-chief.

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A black Tesla car with its falcon-wing doors open is parked in a desert landscape. Surrounding the car are numerous tall wind turbines, scattered across the dry, shrub-filled terrain. In the background, there are distant mountain ranges under a vibrant, clear blue sky.
A black Tesla car with its falcon-wing doors open is parked in a desert landscape. Surrounding the car are numerous tall wind turbines, scattered across the dry, shrub-filled terrain. In the background, there are distant mountain ranges under a vibrant, clear blue sky.

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A white Tesla vehicle is pictured with its falcon-wing doors open, displaying a modern and sleek interior under a twilight sky. The car is parked on a concrete surface, visible in profile with branding on the door.
A white Tesla vehicle is pictured with its falcon-wing doors open, displaying a modern and sleek interior under a twilight sky. The car is parked on a concrete surface, visible in profile with branding on the door.
A modern, dark gray building with large windows and the word 'TESLA' displayed prominently on its side. The structure is situated on a paved area with a clear, blue sky overhead and a few trees visible in the background.
A modern, dark gray building with large windows and the word 'TESLA' displayed prominently on its side. The structure is situated on a paved area with a clear, blue sky overhead and a few trees visible in the background.
A sleek, dark-colored Tesla car is parked in a dimly lit concrete garage. The electric vehicle is positioned in front of a plain, textured wall, with some natural light coming in from a side opening.
A sleek, dark-colored Tesla car is parked in a dimly lit concrete garage. The electric vehicle is positioned in front of a plain, textured wall, with some natural light coming in from a side opening.
A person sits inside a car with a Tesla logo on the steering wheel, reaching out to feed a camel through the window. The scene takes place under a partially cloudy sky, visible through the car's sunroof.
A person sits inside a car with a Tesla logo on the steering wheel, reaching out to feed a camel through the window. The scene takes place under a partially cloudy sky, visible through the car's sunroof.
A red Tesla Model 3 is displayed in a spacious and modern showroom with large windows, white tiled flooring, and a 'Happy Halloween' sign visible outside. Several buildings and other cars are seen through the windows.
A red Tesla Model 3 is displayed in a spacious and modern showroom with large windows, white tiled flooring, and a 'Happy Halloween' sign visible outside. Several buildings and other cars are seen through the windows.

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A large, prominent red sign with the Tesla logo and brand name is placed near a parking area. Surrounding the sign are parked cars, including a white Tesla Model S. The background features a street with buildings, including a brick building with multiple windows and a store with the Aldi logo. The sky appears overcast.
A large, prominent red sign with the Tesla logo and brand name is placed near a parking area. Surrounding the sign are parked cars, including a white Tesla Model S. The background features a street with buildings, including a brick building with multiple windows and a store with the Aldi logo. The sky appears overcast.

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A red Tesla car is positioned in a parking space with marked lines on the asphalt. The car is directly facing forward, showcasing its front grill and headlights. The sky above is partly cloudy, and there is greenery in the background along with some architectural structures.
A red Tesla car is positioned in a parking space with marked lines on the asphalt. The car is directly facing forward, showcasing its front grill and headlights. The sky above is partly cloudy, and there is greenery in the background along with some architectural structures.
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